So the first semester is over. Finally. And now I finally get some time to actually relax. Today, my friend is bringing her two week old baby over to come see me and watch the notebook, which I still haven’t seen for some reason… Then, I have. Choir with the best people I know. One love to all my Choir lovelies. Here’s to relaxing with the best people I know.

Submitted by chickenshit
Immediately made me think of hunger games…

Forever yours (Taken with instagram)
i just died.
#dead
Cannot breathe… XD
BRB DYING oh my god.
- Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
- Me: Please, God, no--
- Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
- Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
- Me: Please, guys, calm down--
- Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
- Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
- Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
- Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
- Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
- Me: I hate you all
- Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
- Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
- Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
- Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
- Uterus: You mother fuckers.
- Torso: CONTRACT!
- Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
- Brain: Me gusta.
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